((Note for those of you who have not seen Arrested Development: The show has a narrator, who is voiced by Ron Howard and who acts like sort of a Greek Chorus, commenting on the action. He's very integral to the style of the show, so I've chosen to include him here. That said, this is totally a stylistic thing -- like how some characters are written ( Read more... )

The Hat, pleased with itself, basked in the serenity of its grand new home in El Mundo del Sombrero. While the students roughed it in wizarding tents, the Hat would enjoy the luxury lifestyle with the foulmouthed fix-it queen of its hatly dreams. O, the lovely Virginia. A pity she was human and not a hat. They probably couldn't produce any duck ( Read more... )

Virginia was getting used to the school, and was finding her fun by wandering the ever changing corridors. Still though, she missed tinkering with things. She missed things like cars, and how tuning the engine felt. She missed soldering things, and holding the power in her hands when she was putting machinery together.

( Boredom can be a gift sometimes )

((OOC: I've contacted the BtVS muns that were listed as active; but I'm terribly sorry if I forgot someone! Additionally, for reference, I'm taking Spike just after he leaves Sunnydale in Season 2. Hooray for rifts in time!))

A Chaos Demon. He'd been dumped for a bloody Chaos DemonThere were some things that just weren't right in the world, and ( Read more... )

((Note: I'll be taking Willow from the end of season six, but I think I managed to keep spoilers pretty vague. With permission from Tara-mun.))"Okay, well this is weird. One minute you're making huge amounts of headway in the whole 'don't-cry-every-day' category -not to mention the tea- and then pow! You're in the middle of a very castle-y room. ( Read more... )

Virginia looked around, not really knowing what she was doing here.

Lighting up a cigarette, she sat down on the ground,

"Fuck!"

( Bloody pissing bastarding.... )